Committee for Inane, yet Important, Decisions: Meeting Minutes

Meeting 1: The Great Coffee Machine Debacle

After much deliberation, the committee has decided to purchase a new coffee machine for the break room. Said deliberation involved heated debates about whether to get a machine that plays disco music or one that dispenses free donuts.

Resolution: We got both. Because priorities.

Subcommittee: The Donut Conundrum

Subcommittee A: The Donut Conundrum (aka "The Real Deciders") met to discuss the merits of cake vs. filled donuts. After a heated debate, they decided:

Resolution: Cake donuts are better, but only if they're filled with jam. Otherwise, filled donuts are the clear winner.

Hyperlink to subpage for more donut-filled deliberations: Donut Decisions

Resolution Log

Resolution Log:

  1. Resolution 1: Disco Coffee Machine
  2. Resolution 2: Jam-filled Cake Donuts are Best

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