January 1, 2022: Started the year with a strong resolve to eat more pizza.
January 3, 2022: Decided that Mondays should definitely have more donuts.
January 4, 2022: Realized that the best way to get more done is to do it in the most comfortable clothes possible.
January 5, 2022: Convinced that pineapple pizza is, in fact, a legitimate topping.