Decision 4: "Tacos are the Answer to All Life's Questions"

We've reached the pinnacle of human existence: Tacos. The perfect union of flavors, textures, and convenience has been achieved. All else is just filler.

Subdecision: "Taco Tuesday is the New Sunday, and Sunday is for the birds."

Hyperlink to Decision 5: "In Tacos, We Trust"

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Subdecision 2: "Taco Bell, the Savior of Our Time"

And for the truly daring, click here for Subdecision 1: "The Great Taco Heist of 1987"