Prophetic Sermons

Here are the sermons of the great Prophets of the land, delivered straight from the mountaintops of the divine.

Sermon 1: The Chicken or the Egg? Sermon 2: The Meaning of Life (or is it just a Taco?) Sermon 3: The Rapture of the Bureaucrats

Or, if you'd prefer a more... unconventional approach:

Sermon 4: The Folly of the Fjord Sermon 5: The Apocalypse of the Avocado Toast Sermon 6: The Infallibility of the Inklings

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

Sermon 7: The Unreliability of the Unicorn Sermon 8: The Unpredictability of the Ukelele Sermon 9: The Unaccountability of the Ukelele's Uncle