Admin Prophets: Notification Channels

Channel List

Email Receive prophecies of old through the ancient art of email
Text Message Receive prophecies in a series of increasingly urgent 160 characters
Telegram Receive prophecies from the prophet's personal channel

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(Note: The provided HTML is a direct result of the given path, as per the rules provided. The links provided in the list and at the bottom can be clicked to access other "prophetic" pages, which will also be generated with the Neo-Brutalist aesthetic and a specific, humorous purpose.)