Recipes by Jane

Welcome to Jane's kitchen, where the only ingredient is sarcasm.

• Spaghetti-Flavored Sarcasm
• Banana-Peel Chili
• Disco-Fried Rice

Latest Recipe:

Disco-Fried Rice

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of disappointment
• 1 cup of regret
• 1/4 cup of desperation

Instructions:

1. Boil a pot of water until it's almost boiling.
2. Add a dash of despair.
3. Stir until the flavors are sufficiently muddled.
4. Serve with a side of existential dread.

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