System Administrator Jane's Logs

2022-01

Today was a typical day of being pestered by the IT department for "why is the server still down?" and having to explain to Marketing that the server was never up in the first place.

• January 1, 2022: New Year's Day - spent 3 hours explaining to Bob that the 'Happy New Year' email was sent by a rogue intern
• January 2, 2022: Spent all morning fixing the copier in the break room, because apparently 'IT' doesn't cover that
• January 3, 2022: Successfully convinced the accounting department that the 'Lost and Found' folder on the fridge is not, in fact, the company's financial statements

Other highlights include:

• Spilled coffee on my favorite sweater
• Tried to 'accidentally' delete the CEO's favorite font, but managed to only delete 3/4 of it (mission accomplished)
• Was forced to attend a 'motivational' team-building session where we had to do trust falls into a ball pit. I'm still traumatized