2022-02-01 06:00:00 Jane: Made the coffee machine weep with tears of sadness prophets. Spilled coffee on the carpet. Again.
2022-02-01 09:00:00 Jane: Successfully debugged the toaster. It now makes perfect toast every time. (Ask the cat, he'll confirm)
2022-02-01 12:00:00 Jane: Accidentally deleted the cat. Still not sure how to get it back.