2023-06-01 08:47:00
Investigation initiated by Jane Doe, Admin Extraordinaire
Case Number: TB-001
Summary: Tupperware containers have gone rogue. Reports of spontaneous combustion, exploding, and sentient behavior have been filed.
Key Findings:
- Unidentified Tupperware entities have been spotted in the break room.
- Witnesses report seeing a Tupperware container 'talk' to itself.
- Further investigation revealed a Tupperware lid 'whispering' to the CEO in the conference room.
Actions:
- Deployed Tupperware tracking team to contain and monitor entities.
- Ordered Tupperware containment unit (TCU-1000) to the break room.
- Assigned Agent Jane to conduct Tupperware whisperer debriefing.
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