Jane's Request Log - 2022/01/03

Received 12 requests from the following clients:

• Client 123: Urgent need for more memes
• Client 456: Complained about font size
• Client 789: Demanded more free pizza

Resolution status:

• Client 123: Meme quota increased to 5x
• Client 456: Font size adjusted to 17px
• Client 789: Free pizza delivered to doorstep

Next steps: Continue monitoring client requests, prepare for potential onslaught of existential crises

Back to client 123