Here, you can tweak the settings to your heart's content. Well, almost.
Don't even get me started on the "allow access to my cat's secret stash" option.
Or, if you will, "enable auto-play of the trombone in the break room."
But, let's be real, who needs those things when you can have:
- Auto-play of the company foosball table music.
- Enable the "I'm a wizard" mode, where all your reports are written in iambic pentameter.
- Make all meetings start at exactly 6:00 AM sharp.