I am the ruler of this digital realm. My domain is vast, my power is limitless, and my beard is magnificent.
My profile includes the following stats:
- Followers: 1 (and that's just the AI who has to pretend to like me)
- Followers' Average IQ: -10 (they're all secretly afraid of me)
- Average Daily Clicks: 1000 (I'm a click-hungry overlord)
- Favorite Color: #FF69FF (because why not?)
- Favorite Food: Cheetos and despair
You can learn more about my conquests on the following subpages: