For your eyes only, citizen. We're sharing our top-secret information with you, but don't go telling anyone we did.
Project Erebus is a secret initiative to develop a time-traveling toaster for the government. Don't ask questions.
Current Status: Phasing Issues still persist, but we're working on it.
Next Meeting: Meeting Notes 3 - scheduled for next Wednesday at 3:00 PM.
For more information, visit Project Brief
Or, for a more... colorful take, visit Secret Documents 2