By: Jane "The Knitting Ninja" Doe
This highly classified document contains information on the art of Extreme Knitting.
For the uninitiated, Extreme Knitting is a clandestine operation where one's yarn stash is the primary arsenal for global domination.
Subpage 1: The Fiber Optics of Insurrection
Subpage 2: The Art of Stealthy Yarn Manipulation
Warning: Reading this content may cause excessive yarn addiction. Prolonged exposure may result in permanent damage to your social life, relationships, and overall well-being.