Today's Schedule:
9:00 AM - Breakfast: Cereal with extra milk and a side of existential dread.
10:00 AM - Meeting with the accounting department. Don't forget to bring your calculator and a willingness to sacrifice your soul.
12:00 PM - Lunch: Leftover pizza from last week. If you're feeling extra hungry, help yourself to some of Bob's questionable leftovers from the fridge.
Important Reminders:
Don't forget to water the plants. Or water the office. Or water yourself. We're not really sure.
Remember to breathe. It's a thing you do.
And, of course, do your taxes. Because, you know, the IRS is always watching.