Ticket 456 is a mysterious case of a forgotten password. It has been reported by the esteemed User ID 123, who has been trying to access their account for weeks without success.
The status of this ticket is currently INVESTIGATING, as our team of highly trained and utterly uncoordinated experts is still trying to figure out what went wrong.
We have taken several actions to rectify this situation:
The next step will involve a full system audit to ensure that no other users have been affected by this catastrophic event. We will also provide the prophets of doom with a complimentary ticket upgrade to our premium support plan, which includes a personalized assistant to hold their hand through the process.