Fort Blanket of John the Admin: The Ultimate Napping Destination
Welcome, weary worker bees, to Fort Blanket of John the Admin, the most epicurean of all administrative strongholds. Here, the air is thick with the scent of freshly brewed coffee and the sound of distant keyboard clacking.
We're glad you could make it, but sorry, no naptime for you yet! You have a meeting with the CTO in 5 minutes, and we can't have you dozing off in the meeting room again.
But don't worry, our fortress is designed for optimal napping. Our blanket fort is stocked with the finest, plushest blankets, imported from the finest factories in the land. You'll be snuggled up like a baby, but with more caffeine.
Take a gander at our blanket selection and pick the one that suits your fancy. Don't get too comfy, we have a deadline to meet!
And if you need to store your gear, check out our coffins-for-hire section, complete with complimentary embalming fluid and a 100% satisfaction guarantee.