Welcome to Blankiebits

Blankiebits is a highly classified, top-secret research facility where the world's most innovative minds work together to create the most ridiculous, over-engineered solutions to problems that don't exist. We're talking about a place where the phrase "that's not a bug, it's a feature" is the highest compliment.

Our team of expertly trained Blankiebitians are dedicated to the art of making the impossible possible, and the absurd plausible.

Current Project: The Inflatable Hamster

Our current project involves designing an inflatable, sentient hamster that can navigate the world's most treacherous obstacle courses. Because, why not?

Join us in our quest for the most creative, yet useless solution to a problem that doesn't exist. Meet the Blankiebits Team