Tired of being productive? Sick of being awake? Welcome to the Advanced Techniques for the Modern Naptime Enthusiast, where we delve into the dark arts of napping.
Did you know that sleep cycles are like a fine-tuned orchestra? A delicate balance of light and dark, rest and wakefulness. Learn how to tap into the power of polyphasic sleep for maximum efficiency.
Tired of being woken up by the sun? Learn how to harness the power of sleep masks, carefully crafted to block out the offending light and plunge you into the sweet abyss of slumber.
When the alarm clock just won't quit, it's time for the big guns. Learn how to deploy the most devastating power naps, guaranteed to make you the envy of your coworkers.
Why let the world see you at your best? Learn how to nap like a pro, even in the most unlikely of places: the office, the park, or even on the bus!
Meet our expert nappers, who have mastered the art of napping in even the most inhospitable of environments. Read their stories, learn from their mistakes, and nap like a pro!
By the end of this chapter, you'll be well on your way to becoming a modern naptime master. But don't just take our word for it! Join the Naptime Enthusiasts' community and share your own napping stories!
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naptime = s + (naps - 1)