Welcome to Naptime Phase Four, where John's dreams are made of code and his naps are the stuff of legend.
The world outside is chaotic, but in here, we're just a click away from the sweet release of a 30-minute power nap.
Navigate our carefully curated collection of cat pictures, algorithmically optimized for maximum relaxation:
Next Phase: The Great SnoozleSide effects may include: excessive sleepiness, drool stains, and an increased sense of existential dread. Proceed with caution.
Consult Phase One-Three for Pre-Nap Preparation