The Great Resurrection Consultation Agency

We specialize in helping the recently deceased reevaluate their life choices.

John, you've been a pleasure, but it's been 17 minutes since your shift ended. Time for a raise, or perhaps a new career path?

Our expert team of interdimensional accountants will help you navigate the afterlife benefits package.

Learn more about our afterlife benefits Inquire about a raise Explore new career options

Testimonials:

"I was a 3-star general in the afterlife, and now I'm a 5-star general thanks to Neo-Brutalist!" - Anonymous

"I was a failed accountant, now I'm a successful taxidermist!" - Another Anonymous

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