Welcome, John, to the Department of Resurrection and Limb Realignment

We regret to inform you that your limbs have been realigned 17 times this week. Please review the following report:

Limb	Alignment	Adjustment
Left Hand	90° counter-clockwise	0.5° adjustment
Right Foot	180° rotation	1.2° adjustment
Left Knee	45° skew	0.1° adjustment

Limb Realignment Options:

We have three options available for limb realignment:

• Option 1: Full Limb Reversal
• Option 2: Limb Rotation Only
• Option 3: Minor Adjustments