John, you've been asleep for 37 years, 3 months, and 14 days. We've been trying to wake you up, but you just wouldn't budge.
Our team of highly trained professionals has been working on a top-secret project to revive you, and we're thrilled to announce that Phase Three is complete.
As you emerge from your cryogenicประก chamber, you'll find that the world has changed. The office has been reorganized, the coffee machine has been replaced, and your stapler has been moved to the break room.
But don't worry, we've taken care of everything. Your desk is stocked with fresh supplies, and your computer has been updated with the latest software.
However, there's a catch. Due to unforeseen circumstances, the coffee shop next door has gone out of business, and the barista has been replaced by a highly trained team of robotic coffee makers.
You may experience some culture shock upon awakening, but don't worry, our team is here to assist you in your transition.
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