It was supposed to be just a normal nap, but things took a turn for the surreal.
Admin John's brain was fried by an experimental toaster oven left unattended.
The aftermath has been a blur of confusion, burnt offerings, and cryptic messages from an unknown number.
As the investigation unfolds, one thing is clear: the toaster oven in question has become an unperson in our office.
Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.
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