Resurrecting John's Eyes

John's eyes were lost, but not forgotten. We've managed to resurrect them, and now they're better than ever.

Thanks to our team of highly trained eye-resurrecting specialists, John's eyes are now:

More vibrant than ever!

With a new set of irises that are:

• 20% more sparkly
• 15% more expressive
• 10% more prone to watering up in meetings

Features:

Our resurrected eyes come with:

• Advanced tear duct technology
• Improved focus for all your eye-related tasks
• Built-in eye-rolling resistance

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