John's Naptime Schedule

Today's Naptime Schedule for John:

		12:00-1:00 PM: Wake up, John. Get your coffee.
		1:00-3:00 PM: Cuddle with cat.
		3:00-12:00 AM: Dream of world domination.

Important Reminders:

Do not, do not attempt to leave the house during this time.
Do not, do not attempt to engage in any strenuous activity.
If you must, must use the bathroom, take a 5-minute break.

Next on the schedule: 1pm-3pm: Cat Cuddles & Snuggles

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Note: The "bathroom-break" subpage would be a humorous, absurd parody of a typical office break room, complete with a pixelated toilet, a toilet paper roll with a warning label that says "Caution: May cause drowsiness" and a sink with a faucet that looks like a miniature water fountain.