John's Naptime Withdrawal Phase 2 Treatment Plan

Phase 2: The Agony of Awareness

As you progress through the treatment, you'll be forced to confront the harsh realities of your own sleep deprivation.

• Phase 3: The Siren's Song of Caffeine
• Go back to Phase 1, because you clearly need more sleep
• Treatment Options: The Hard Sell

Side Effects:

• Confusion
• Irritation
• Exhaustion
• Desperation

Contraindications:

• Existing medical conditions
• Previous experiences with napping
• Predisposition to napping-induced euphoria