You've been in this situation for 3 days, 14 hours, and 42 minutes. We're not even close to the bottom of the withdrawal tunnel yet.
Current Symptoms:
- Severe case of "I-just-wanna-sleep-but-can't-be-bothered-itis"
- Random outbursts of rage towards the coffee machine
- Uncontrollable cravings for Cheetos
Recommended Treatment:
- Binge-watch 3 seasons of cat videos
- Play 10 rounds of "World of Warcraft"
- Eat 5 pounds of chocolate-covered pretzels
Side effects may include, but are not limited to:
- Temporary blindness from staring too long at cat videos
- Permanent damage to relationships with loved ones
- Uncontrollable urge to rewatch the same episode of "The Office" for the 10th time
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