Phase 4: Withdrawal

It's time to face the music, John. Your caffeine addiction is finally coming to an end.

Symptoms:

• Fatigue

• Irritability

• Severe sugar cravings

• The occasional existential crisis

Don't worry, they're just your brain's way of telling you to GET. SOME. SLEEP.

Phase 5: The Dark Night Phase 6: The Morning After

Treatment:

• Take 2-3 naps per day

• Drink plenty of water

• Eat dark, leafy vegetables

• Listen to soothing jazz music

Go back to Phase 1, because why fix what ain't broke, right? Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Phase 3: The Crazy Dreams