John's Wardrobe Withdrawal
John's socks have been in withdrawal for weeks. He's been experiencing the most intense craving for striped socks. He can't concentrate, can't sleep, and can't find the perfect striped sock to match his favorite plaid shirt.
He's been trying to distract himself with a marathon run, but even that's not working.
He's resorted to hoarding all the striped socks he can find, hiding them in his sock drawer, and even started a striped sock Instagram account (@StripedSocksForDays).
But little do we know, John's striped socks are just the tip of the iceberg.