Revelations of John, Order 4
It has come to my attention that I have been eating an entire pizza by myself every Thursday.
Further investigation reveals that the cheese is, in fact, sentient and has developed a taste for existential dread.
As a result, I shall be taking the rest of the week off to contemplate the meaning of it all.
More Revelations will be posted soon.
Or maybe not.
Manifestations of the pizza's existential crisis are beginning to manifest.
Stay tuned.