Orders for John, the Supreme Overlord

Order #5: "More Cheese, Slightly Less Laziness"

Issued: March 12, 2023

Reasons for this order: John was seen lounging too near the office coffee machine.

Order Number: 5,999,999,999,999,999,999,999 (a number so large it defies human comprehension)

Subordinates, take note:

• Be more productive.
• Use a timer to track your breaks.