Why was Order 1 Cancelled?
We regret to inform you that Order 1 has been cancelled due to a series of unfortunate events, including but not limited to:
- The customer's cat's hairball was deemed unacceptable.
- The product's price was deemed too high.
- The sales team's coffee machine was out of creamer.
We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause and will issue a full refund. Please contact us at Order 1 Refund for further instructions.