Active Orders for John

Order 1: The Socks of Doom

John has ordered 5 dozen of his favorite socks in various shades of plaid, and we can't say we're not a little concerned.

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Order 2: The Coffee Machine

A $500 coffee machine that brews a perfect cup every time, but only plays "who let the dogs out" on repeat.

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Order 3: The Inflatable Unicorn

A giant inflatable unicorn that will bring joy and whimsy to any office party, but may also start a fire in a crowded room.

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