Active Orders for John

Here are the active orders for John:

Order 1: "Buy More Corgis"

John ordered 3 corgis, but they're all still in the box. Status: pending.

Order 2: "Buy Socks for the Apocalypse"

John ordered 1000 pairs of socks, but they're all still waiting for the apocalypse to arrive. Status: pending.

Order 3: "Inquire about the Meaning of Life"

John ordered 1 book about the meaning of life, but it's still on the way. Status: pending.