Order ORD-003 has been flagged for late payment!
John, you're in a bit of a pickle. Your order for "Gourmet Cat Food" has been overdue for weeks. We're talking 37 days, 14 hours, and 42 minutes to be exact.
As of now, your account has been flagged for "Frequent Lateness" and we're going to have to charge you a late fee of $20.00. That's right, folks, 20 whole dollars. You can pay online using the following link:
Or, if you'd rather not pay, we can send your order to collections. Just kidding, you're going to pay us, aren't you?
For more information on our payment policies, visit our Late Payment Policy page.