ORD-003: Overdraft Alert

Dear John,

You have been detected as an overdraft offender, and your account is now under close observation.

It appears you have been living beyond your means, and we're not just talking about your social life.

We've noticed a pattern of reckless spending, and it's time to take a long, hard look at your financials.

Please find the following links to rectify the situation:

• Rectify Now
• Plea Bargain
• Financial Funhouse

Failure to comply will result in further action, including but not limited to:

• Account Freeze
• Loan Shark Summoning
• Financial Ruin