John's Orders: Awaithing Payment, Because Why Bother?
This order, ORD-003, has been flagged as "awaiting payment" since 2022-02-02. We're not sure why John still hasn't paid us, but we're willing to wait.
Current Status: Pay Me Now (Seriously, pay us now, John)
Related Pages:
ORD-002: The Other Order (Not as bad as this one)
ORD-001: The One We're Not Talking About (Don't ask why)
Q: Why hasn't John paid me yet?
A: We're not sure. Maybe he's busy. Maybe he's not.
Q: Can I get a refund?
A: Ha! Good luck with that.
Q: Can I get a discount?
A: No. You're already paying full price. Enjoy your overdrive.