Cancelled Orders

John's orders have been cancelled. Again.

Reasons for cancellation:

• Item not found in fridge. Clearly, you're not trying.
• Item not found on Amazon. Clearly, you're not trying.
• Item not found on any online store. Seriously, how hard is it?
• Item not found under the couch. Don't make us laugh.

Check the lost and found.

See confirmed orders.