Price: $100,000
This paperclip is a masterpiece. It's made of solid gold, weighs 5 pounds, and has more features than you can shake a stick at.
Features:
- Gold plating
- Diamond-studded clip
- Handcrafted by artisanal elves
- Comes with a complimentary side of caviar
Buy it now and experience the thrill of being able to hold a pen that's more valuable than your car!
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