The Great Sock Puppet Uprising

A mysterious shipment of ORD-002 has been sent to our facility, but it seems to have developed a mind of its own. The socks within are reported to be plotting against their human overlords.

			/admin/john/orders/shipped/ORD-001
			/admin/john/orders/shipped/ORD-003
			/admin/john/orders/stockroom
		

Reports indicate that the socks are demanding better working conditions, including but not limited to:

• More frequent washing
• Less folding
• Free cheese

We have been in touch with prophets, who have agreed to negotiate on behalf of the socks.

Negotiations in progress