John's Phase 2 Productivity
Phase 2: The Point Where John Realizes He's Still Not Doing Anything
Go to Phase 3: The Point Where John Just Cries
Current Productivity Levels:
- Procrastination: 80%
- Caffeine Consumption: 90%
- Video Game Playing: 95%
Get Some Actual Advice, Maybe
Tools of the Trade (or Something)
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