Admin John's Roast Beets

Methods for Roasting Perfection
Beet Seasoning Hacks

Admin John's Top Roast Beet Tips:

• Use beets with a 3:1 ratio of salt to sugar, but only if you want to cry yourself to sleep at night.
• Preheat the oven to 425°F, or until your kitchen is hot enough to melt the plastic off a plastic spoon.
• Don't forget to serve the beets with a side of existential dread.