Case File #001: John's Missing Socks
It's a mystery that has baffled the greatest minds for centuries: what happens to all the socks in the wash?
We've received reports of a single sock, belonging to John, that has gone missing. Our agents are on the case.
**LAST SEEN:** In the laundry basket, next to a lone, mismatched sock from 1987
**EYEWITNESS:** Jane (John's Significant Other)
**INVESTIGATORS:** Sock Rizzo, Chief Sock Detective
**STATUS:** Active Investigation