THE SOCK PUPPET INQUIRY COMMISSION

Case File #001: John's Missing Socks

It's a mystery that has baffled the greatest minds for centuries: what happens to all the socks in the wash?

We've received reports of a single sock, belonging to John, that has gone missing. Our agents are on the case.

**LAST SEEN:** In the laundry basket, next to a lone, mismatched sock from 1987

**EYEWITNESS:** Jane (John's Significant Other)

**INVESTIGATORS:** Sock Rizzo, Chief Sock Detective

**STATUS:** Active Investigation

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