John's Legendary Sock Collection: The Quest for the Golden Sock

This sock has been pocketed for 3 days. It has seen the rise and fall of empires. It has witnessed the birth of memes.

Legend has it that if you put it back on, you'll be granted the ability to talk to inanimate objects.

Or not.

Sock Statistics

Days in Pocket: 3

Days to Retirement: Infinity

Estimated Years of Use: 1