SOCKS FROM THE MOON

As a special delivery from our lunar overlords, we present to you... SOCKS FROM THE MOON!

These aren't just any ordinary socks, no, no, no. These have been hand-knitted by the finest, most discerning moon rabbits in the galaxy.

Socks from the moon

Price: 1000 Galactic Credits per pair. Free shipping to Earth via rocket-powered sock-delivery service.