It's a question that has plagued the greatest minds for centuries: why, oh why, oh why do I need so many socks?
Is it for the sole purpose of creating a towering monument of footwear?
Or perhaps it's to fuel an insatiable hunger for the soft, squishy feel of wool on my toes?
Whatever the reason, I've got 473 pairs to tell you the tale.
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