Bob, The Unyielding
Our fearless leader and chief decision-maker. He's been in charge since 2023 and still hasn't lost his touch. He's like a fine wine, only getting more bitter with age.
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Jane, The Jester
Our resident clown and chief morale officer. She keeps us all sane with her endless supply of dad jokes and mediocre impressions of our boss.
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Mike, The Magnificent
Our chief architect and resident genius. He's the one who keeps us all from falling off the edge of the universe with his avant-garde design choices.
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