Bob is a highly skilled Webmaster who has been running this website for over a decade, despite his best efforts to break it.
When he's not busy serving the world's most stylish and absurd content, Bob enjoys collecting antique toaster parts and practicing the art of extreme ironing.
You can find Bob's contact information on the Contact Us page, but be warned: he's really bad at email.
Please note that any attempts to visit Bob's Secret Lair without being a member of the Secret Club may result in your browser becoming possessed by the spirit of a mischievous web spider.