Bob's Experiments
Bob has been known to conduct the most absurd and hilarious experiments in the secret lair. Some of these experiments have resulted in the creation of the world's first-ever sentient toaster, while others have only resulted in a lot of broken glassware and a strong sense of disappointment.
Some of Bob's most notable experiments include:
- The Inflato-Matic 3000: a machine that inflates anything you point at, but only if you wear a pair of novelty Groucho Marx glasses.
- The Disintegrator 9000: a device that disintegrates anything you point at, but only if you're wearing a fedora.
- The Time-Traveling Toaster: a toaster that toasts bread while simultaneously traveling through time, but only if you're a direct descendant of a 19th-century French aristocrat.